Monday, January 24, 2011

Lying to the Doctor

I know I shouldn't. I know John wants to kill me slowly every time I do. I know it could do more harm than I realize.
But...
I. Can't. Help. It.
I can't possibly look at the pediatrician who told me to give my child vitamin drops MONTHS ago and tell her that 'it tastes bad, so I choose not to.'
Hello, lamest excuse ever....but it's all I got.
So, I lied to her face today.
"Are you still giving him Poly-vi-sol?" (infant vitamin drops)
"Yes"
And there it was. I didn't even hesitate.

Dear Best Pediatrician Ever,
Please forgive me for lying to you today. I'm horrible. And I'm sorry.
But I might do it again.
Thanks.

3 comments:

Sydney said...

LOL! Hate those things!! I lie to.

Jalei & Lane said...

Yes that stuff smells really bad, so I can only imagine what it tastes like. We switched to D-Vi-Sol & I think it has a cherry flavor which E loved. Try that!

Michelle said...

hahaha!!! I lied too:)