This Makes Me Angry

So last Tuesday night, after Valin had gone to bed I heard a loud BOOM. I waited to see part of my house fall in, and when it didn't I went out the front to find out what I had heard.
What did I find?
A car in the ditch, oh some 5 SMALL yards away from my house.
My heart stopped. I cried out silently to the Lord for the poor soul(s) inside the vehicle.

Thankfully, a man driving nearby stopped (John was at a friends), and put on a brave face to go down to the car and see who was there, and if they were hurt. I called John panicked and he got home pretty quick. The good Samaritan helped the lady out of her vehicle. Trudging through the freezing cold water, might I add.

And then my heart solidified.

I was not mad, I was so beyond angry.

Surely you have guessed by now.

Stupid woman (yes, woman, NOT girl) was D-R-U-N-K. Drunk beyond my imagination.

SERIOUSLY!?!?!?!?! YOU ARE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE. YOU ARE LUCKY YOU AREN'T HURT. YOU ARE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T HIT MY HOUSE WITH MY BABY. BETTER YET, YOU ARE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T HIT A CAR WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN IT. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This is so NOT okay. You stupid stupid lady.

Idiot sat on the ground waiting for the cops to arrive. Once they did, she attempted to hug one while telling him that she did not run into the ditch.

Really? umm excuse me, then what is sitting in the ditch 3 steps from where you are standing?

I actually enjoyed watching her yell from inside the back of the police car. All I could think was:

Enjoy your night's stay in your CELL and hope you have a heck of hangover in the morning.