Saturday, June 2, 2012

Nothingness

No great post...just thought it was time for one...sooo
I'm 27 now folks, I had a great birthday spent with my boys and Sydney and her little one! And John got home at 8, so I even saw him too! Now I have a fridge full of red velvet cake and beautiful flowers in my kitchen! Yay!!
The money maker is out of town...all. Week. Long.
Gagggggg
So it's just me and the babies...we have bIG plans for the week, but I will tell you about them when if I survive through them...
Until then, I will leave you with this pic.





We are having issues keeping our diapers on so after days of changing sheets and cleaning up messes, he IS, in fact, covered in cute teal duct tape :)
And can I just say that it's the first night in 3 nights in a row that his diaper was still on when I got in bed tonight...victory in duct tape! I'm resting easy tonight! :)
Goodnight!!!

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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Good Golly

I mean for REAL, GOOD GOLLY these past 4 days have been horrible horrible horrible...with a very small amount of good things mixed in....
Update on the old/young little life of mine. My life is speeding by, I kinda feel like I have to sprint just to keep up with it!
V is growing, L is growing, I am trying not to grow, and I'm not entirely sure what is even going on in John's life :) That man is a rare vision in this house!
Now for storytime:
Friday was L's 6 month check up. He hadn't been acting like himself for the day and a half before and had had a low grade temp. At his appt his dr said it was probably just something viral and it would run its course. He got his 6 month immunizations, 3 shots and the rotavirus 'cocktail'.
That dang ole 'cocktail'
seriously
stupid cocktail
I'll just say, he attempted to swallow it but it went down the wrong pipe. Is there anyone to blame for this?
YES
 No, I mean of course not, it wasn't anyone's fault and it certainly wasn't the nurse's :)
She was just in a hurry, doing her 'job' and not being thorough...
I should have stopped her, as soon as she started giving it to him,
since he was lying down flat.  
Recall my baby cannot drink liquids of any sort sitting up, let alone lying flat on his back! And I should have stopped her, as soon as it became apparent he was choking. I should have stopped her, but I was afraid. I assumed she knew what she was doing, and was too embarrassed to call her out.... 
I WONT DO THAT AGAIN
I will be the super annoying, over 'google'ly educated, make-you-double-check-every-little-thing-you-do/administer/give my child.
Well, enough ranting.
So nurse lady continued pouring poison down my babys throat... Until it was gone and I swiftly picked him up, patting him on the back to try and help ease his choking.
The. End.
Yeah right, I wouldn't waste your time with a pointless story that ended there. Okay soooo
We came home, I put the babies down for their nap and 2 hours later when Lachlan wakes up he is working pretty hard to breathe.
John is out of town OF COURSE, at a retreat an hour and a half away. So I call up at the drs office and ask if we could swing by quickly b/c the immunization he was given has him 'honking' with each breath.
Lachlan's airways are smaller than average so at this point, I was only upset that he was uncomfortable. I wasn't overly concerned, I just assumed his body was working up the cocktail so he could try to swallow it correctly this time.
The dr's office quickly called me back and told me to to take him straight to the ER.
So, I gather bottles, pacis, diapers, snacks, sippys, toys, blankets, wipes, and the never ending list of 'necessities' to occupy L and V for an unknown amount of time, load up the car and head up to children's ER.
While driving, I called John and gave him the 'you HAVE to get in the car and come home NOW' speech.
He obliged me :)
He also called his pediatric cronies and actually spoke with the ER doc to let them know who we were, what the problem was and that we were coming...okay, so it was a nice small perk of John being a doctor. I'll take it!
We arrive in our usual mess (recall our trip the library?!) and I cringed to let Valin down to entertain himself with all the toys covered in germs of the other sick kids. We signed in, waited a few minutes, and then was called back for preliminary screening.
I just knew this was going to be one of those pointless, yet expensive, trips to the ER where they send you home an hour later with saline drops (or something equally useless in fighting a sickness with babies)
But while the intake nurse was taking his weight, and Lachlan was continually working with each breath, she called on her walky-talky, hands free, device of sorts that she needed a room immediately for an infant in respiratory distress.
OKAY, now I started to worry 
The nurse picks up Valin and I pick up Lachlan and we were very quickly moved into a room in the ER.
SIDENOTE: Next trip to the ER, I am dropping Valin off at the zoo on the way. No, seriously, no more 'family trips' to the ER. 4 hours of entertaining him in a germ infested, serious room, was TERRIBLE! He is so so so so so active, and containing that child is near impossible.
Anyways..... After a series of breathing treatments, and suctioning, John arrived.
Don't know what I would do without him, even if I only get to see him for emergencies ;)
They took some xrays of L's lungs, and he got another set of breathing treatments before they decided to keep us overnight.
Let me just say that the xray machine for his lungs is the saddest little contraption ever. It looks like the clear tubes at the bank that you send stuff in to and from the bank teller. Only imagine a baby squished inside one with his arms over his head, wailing. It's so pathetic looking...
Around 9:30 John took Valin home to sleep and I stayed with L as we got situated in a room. The xrays came back showing pneumonia and the doctors had decided he had the croup also.
So it was a very long weekend of switching off with Valin while the other parent stayed with Lachlan. Lachlan stayed at the hospital until Sunday. When he got home, Valin started running a temperature and (surprise surprise) now has the croup.
Monday came and it was miserable. Both babies crying in pain, wanting to be held, coughing up lungs, needing medicine, bottles, food, hugs, holy moly I was NOT ENOUGH. Around 10 am I started calling John, begging John to come home...
This time, I wasn't as lucky as last.
That was a big fat NO.
He did eventually ask to leave early at...oh wait... 7:30pm... oh heavenly day-Monday was absolute torture!!!!!!!
Tuesday was a tad bit better for the boys but Tuesday night was a nightmare. I got a whooping total of 3 hours of sleep- not kidding. And I was literally just pacing back n forth between the boys' rooms. John eventually got up with me and it was just insanity at the house.
Wednesday, although I was exhausted, was a better day! Valin was acting more like himself and Lachlan's only lingering issues is just coughing. I'll take it!
Now for some pics...
Happy boy before he was drowned...




Valin watching the jungle book in the ER




John holding L after a breathing treatment...don't ask about his ridiculous outfit....




Sick baby :(








Other things...saturday is our 5 year anniversary! Crazy!
I have had such a fun month with my new business! I'm finally getting to add some more products and can't wait to do that officially!
I'm looking forward to the weekend (even though John is working once again....)
Love to all my peeps--
 

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Bare With Me

As I try to give my blog a little 'blog-lift' :)

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I Won!

I'm not even sure 'who' my vacuum strike was against...the checkbook?!...well, regardless, I won :)

I am the proud owner of a vacuum that works. It's nothing fancy, but it sucks (oh...so funny) and that's all I need.

Now then, you can remind me, when I come posting about having no money, that I should vacuum my sorrows away.....

Monday, May 14, 2012

Last week

We got to spend last week in North Carolina with my family! London flew into Little Rock just to hop in the car with me and the babies and drive 12 hours!




I'm so glad she was with me, or I would have had to pull over every three hours to feed L. That would have been miserable!! I'm so thankful she was willing to help!
We met my parents and other sisters in the mountains and spent the rest of the weekend there. We kayaked for my mother :) and it was more fun than I expected but more work than I expected too!
Then we drove to my parents house on Monday.
I got to spend a few days with this sweetheart!




And all my sisters! (I cannot post the one pic we took together bc we look so pretty...)
Valin had the time of his life chasing Kinley around all week.




He also got a heck of a bruise from running into the bed frame in our room....




And I got to bring back my moms serger and I'm sooooo pumped to get to play with it!!
Here are some more pics just from my phone








And then my dad drove us home from my parents, a very very very long 16 hours straight through....
GAG!
And yesterday we dedicated L at church! I have pics on the camera that once I download to the computer, I'll post!
Hope all you mothers had a great mothers day!
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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Boy oh boy


What a fun Day!
Thanks for inviting us to the pool today Syd and little B!















Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Strike

After vacuuming our living room thoroughly, I've come to the conclusion that I'm on a vacuum strike, until we get a new one...
I'll let you know how it goes...


Or update you when the department of health comes and takes my children away bc my carpet is sprouting plants and animals...

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Monday, April 30, 2012

The Library

So I decided on a whim this morning to take Valin to the library for storytime. Right after Lachlan's OT we all got ready and headed out the door.
For some stupid reason, literally STUPID, I thought he might actually enjoy it. I thought he might like sitting with other kids and watch some animated librarian tell a story.
WRONG!!!!
Let me start off by describing the way we look when we enter as a threesome to most anywhere. I am usually huffing, blowing hair out of my face, while attempting to keep my sunglasses from falling off my head, mainly bc if they do fall, there is a very good chance that I will not stop to pick them up. My eye is on the prize...getting us to our destination. My shirt, more times than not, is pinned up at my stomach from the 'bend and stand' motion I orchestrate to get the infant carrier on my right elbow. Inside the carrier is a happy little almost-6 month old w/glasses that are inherently in his mouth b/c he has been shaken like a tornado on his 'ride' inside. Behind the carrier is the emergency survival kit (aka the diaper bag) which I use maybe 5% of the time. Unfortunately, I cannot afford defeat in those moments, so on my shoulder it is, all day everyday (outside of the house). On my other side is a toddler. (enough said, or shall I continue?!) He is probably whining and squirming every way possible in attempt to break free and get back to a dog, rock, or absolutely nothing that he saw on the way from the car inside. There is a constant motion that the three of us, as a whole, make in order to balance all that is US.
Moving on.... So we make it inside the library. Valin is dying to be released, so I put him down and act as if he will calmly hold my hand and walk.
He will not.
So I scurry with 'all' in tow and pleadingly encourage V to follow. He does, just kinda, but I'll accept it.
In the back there is a room inclosed in glass where all the good kids with their good parents are sitting...




That was all I wanted. To be one of them.
So we walked in.
The librarian was starting a song with her puppy puppet singing. This excited V, so he ran up to see the dog. Turns out the 'dog' wasn't so friendly. I set the carrier down and quickly grabbed V. I tried my darnedest to get him to sit in a chair with me. But he was pitching a fit. So we left the room, hoping he would calm and we could come back. But instead he ran around like hooligan....








Meanwhile, all the happy people were singing songs and adding handmotions as if all was right in the room. And you may laugh, but I kid you not, they were singing song after song without any posted lyrics and all the moms were participating and I couldn't help but think it was some kind of setup. Just to make me feel less-than-good about my parenting.
I had no choice but to leave. The whole fiasco lasted less than 5 minutes. It was a complete failure. We returned outside as quick as I could possibly get us there...




I'm fairly certain I heard a witch's cackle as we left the building....
And so, we won't be going back to the library for a while, unless a certain someone is given a tranquilizer first....
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